A Positive Woman cannot defeat a man in a wrestling or boxing match, but she can...– Phyllis Schlafly “The Differences between Men and Women” (1977)
Official Guy’s Rulebook 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2....– I Found this on a friend’s page and thought it was PERFECT. I can’t blame guys for feeling this way about women and little do they know that now that I have permission to #6 is getting taken care of by mwah. No more shall I try and hint at what I want from people, clearly it’s not...
I’m not racist, I stereotype — it’s faster.– Ryan Bingham “Up in the Air” (via mixedrinks)
It's (not) BritNey Bitch
I think Friends have the weirdest way of ruining a relationship. Peer pressure doesn’t just apply to drinking and getting high. No one’s passing me a joint, they’re pushing me in to a relationship that I am not completely ready for. They get so happy that you’re happy, and they want to help so bad, and by golly George, do we appreciate it, but bless your little heart, you...
Where I'm Coming From: MAGNUM. →
Willie Wonka… the nickname some friends and I used to describe the men in our lives who carried the infamous and highly coveted Golden Tickets. The less insane refer to these condoms as Magnums. Golden tickets became a usual thing for me, the brand was all I bought to keep my nightstand…
Let it Go
Spending almost 7 years on a relationship, that wasn’t shit in the first place, has never been shit, hasn’t cultivated anything or moved forward, has hurt you more than has helped, was NEVER honest, was NEVER official, was NEVER approved of, and you spent more time DEFENDING than BEING a part of is STUPID. Aren’t you tired of being played? Aren’t you tired of dealing with...