It’s only been 6 months since @mrnicewatch314 asked me to be his girlfriend and I don’t know if God could have blessed me with a better man. I have never been this happy. 6 months down, lifetime to go.
Keystrokes of the Easily Angered
A few of my favorites… ❤❤❤😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘 @mrnicewatch314 @k_taylergang @cjenise
Whitney’s youngest brother. “Prom, ya bish”
this is so fucking cute! Another reason to marry a nerd..
TheChicagoRose: By Accident
An email from a reader prompted me to write about the time I told someone I loved them and didn’t mean it. I know that’s pretty high up there on the list of “Shitty Things One Human Can Do to Another” but I give myself credit for acknowledging that fact and a small pass ‘cause I was kinda on…
Everything you wanted without being the one thing you needed. Bleh.
Romantic Comedies
They give me such a false sense of hope but I can’t stop watching them. I love to watch two people fall in love in a quirky feature film. But then I remember that none of that will ever happen. Ever.
I’m not kissing anyone in the rain. I’m not getting chased down at a train station. I’m not running away from my parents stronghold, traipsing through Europe with nothing but the currency of love.
Makes me feel like I’m never going to find true love. And that I pay too much for Netflix just to constantly let myself down.
Holy fucking shit. Here’s the world’s smallest, tiny violin playing ‘My Heart Bleeds For You.’ Fuck you! You don’t know struggle. I’m a beautiful fucking mystery to you.
Blackened Chicken Breast and Shrimp, cilantro rice and avocado topping, grilled asparagus, and cheddar biscuits. I used ALL the dishes tonight. (Taken with Instagram)
Anthony Davis, who will likely be taken as the No. 1 pick in this Thursday’s NBA Draft by the New Orleans Hornets, is getting down to business.
Known for his connected eyebrows, Davis trademarked the phrases “Fear The Brow” and “Raise The Brow” earlier this month.
“I don’t want anyone to try to grow a unibrow because of me and then try to make money off of it,”Davis told CNBC. “Me and my family decided to trademark it because it’s very unique.”
Image: Gerald Herbert / AP
Embrace your weirdness.
And then get a trademark.
I don’t know if he has to worry about anyone purposefully trying to grow a unibrow..
(via allegedlyofcourse)
Oreo made a Pride ad and a bunch of conservatives flipped out. As if I needed more reasons to eat Oreos… Say, why don’t you drop by their Facebook or tweet them at @Oreo and thank them for not stepping down in response to the hatred?
The bigots can threaten boycotts all they want. That just means MOAR OREOS FOR US.
The “I just lost all respect for Oreos now” line is our favorite. Dude, they’re inanimate snack foods!
The fact that someone can say, with a straight face, “I’m never eating these cookies again because their parent company doesn’t hate gay people” makes me laugh so hard.
Wrong side of history, assholes. Look around, that’s what it looks like.
What Matt said.
I knew there was a reason I loved Oreos. You Go Oreo!
(Source: stfuconservatives)
